“Greenfield Farms”

Welcome, to Greenfield Farms
We hope you enjoy your stay,
Just sign these forms and take these pills
And you can sleep for the rest of the day.
The food is tasty and tonight it’s fish,
No sharp objects belts shoelaces cellphones must be relinquished.
Welcome to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.

Welcome to Greenfield Farms
Say hi to Dr. Kline:
(spoken) “And just how does that make you feel,
I see and how do you really feel about that?
(sung) Oh well, I think you’ll do just fine.
Your drug of choice is where we’ll begin,
Your eyes say oxcies but your breath says (sniff) gin.”
Welcome to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.

chorus:
God grant me the serenity
To take this cup and make some pee.
Courage to live a day at a time,
And the wisdom not to kill Dr. Kline.

Group time! at Greenfield Farms,
Say hi to your new friends.
That’s Droolin’ Todd, he’s on the nod,
Sally, Jenny, Billy and Ben.
“They’re tellin’ tales about their fucked up lives,
I’m wondrin’ if the salad bar has bacon bits and chives.”
Welcome to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.

Lights out! at Greenfield Farms,
“I’m feelin’ ill at ease,
I’m sweatin’ and shakin’ and my hearts palpitatin’,
Oh God I think I’ve got D.T’s.
Let’s make a deal oh dear Lord I pray,
I’ll do anything you want just make these rats go away!!!”
Welcome to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.

(chorus)
God grant me the serenity
To pray these rats away from me.
Courage to live a day at a time,
And the wisdom not to kill Dr. Kline.

So long! to Greenfield Farms,
I’m going home today.
I’m clean and sober, but I’m glad it’s over,
Let’s hope that I can stay this way.
God does His part, He keeps the rats away,
Maybe not forever, but just for today.
So long, to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.
Welcome, to Greenfield Farms, the healing starts today.

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